Did Adam have a belly button? He certainly didn't need an umbilical cord, never having spent time in any woman's womb. But as the prototype for all men, he should have come with all the parts, right?
Nineteenth-century naturalist Philip Henry Gosse had the bad fortune to worry about such questions. While his contemporaries puzzled out the workings of evolution and sedimentation, he fretted over how to make all the things that science learned fit neatly into a biblical chronology of just several thousand years. His efforts earned him the unsurprising disapproval of scientists and the perhaps surprising disapproval of many Christians.
Born in England, Gosse clerked in Newfoundland, farmed further inland in Canada, and taught school in Alabama — where he was fairly sickened by the institution of slavery — before returning to England. Back home, he tried various pursuits and even operated a school for awhile, but two things attracted his long-term devotion: the wonders of the natural world and the salvation of his soul.
If the choice of a righteous spouse helps one's entry to heaven, Gosse had good reason to feel confident he was saved. He married Emily Bowes, a fellow member of a local Christian society. The marriage was happy but brief. While their only son, Edmund, was still very little, she developed breast cancer and died not long afterwards. Gosse's sense of responsibility for the boy's eternal soul was enormous, and as Edmund grew, Gosse frequently reminded him that God was "a jealous God" who tolerated little doubt or self-indulgence. Although the father-son relationship was a close and affectionate one, the younger Gosse later remembered primarily the religious fanaticism in his memoir, Father and Son.
Long before his son became a successful writer, the elder Gosse authored some of Britain's most popular books on natural history, but he didn't research them all the same way. His books The Birds of Jamaica, Illustrations of the Birds of Jamaica, and A Naturalist's Sojourn in Jamaica were based on his own 18-month visit to the exotic locale. In contrast, his book The Ocean was based more on what he read in the British Museum. Either way, Gosse was an effective educator, sometimes much more effective than he wished. After popularizing sea anemones to the British public, he was appalled to see how many of them had been taken from the wild for aquaria. (One of his books was literally titled The Aquarium.)
Despite authoring an impressive number of books and articles, Gosse is likely best remembered for his strangest: Omphalos. Greek for "navel," this book addressed the question of whether Adam had one. It also addressed all the other puzzling clues that might cause one to question whether the Bible could be literally correct. Gosse was willing to acknowledge that each "day" of creation might be as long as a thousand years, but that was as far as he would go. Even this compromise wasn't nearly enough to accommodate the geologic evidence of the day. Gosse published Omphalos a year before the announcement of Darwin and Wallace's theory of natural selection, and many scientists of the time shared Gosse's belief in the fixity of species. Geologic time was another matter. Mountains of sedimentary rocks loaded with fossils argued strongly that humans were a recent arrival on an ancient planet. How to resolve this troubling evidence with a literal belief in Scripture?
Gosse's answer, spelled out in Omphalos, was Prochronism, a term he coined to argue that all life moves in a circle, and that in creating living organisms, God had to create the remains of extinct ones, too, complete with their coprolites. In a book riddled with weird pictures and purple prose, he "reasoned":
It may be objected that, to assume the world to have been created with fossil skeletons in its crust — skeletons of animals that never really existed — is to charge the Creator with forming objects whose sole purpose was to deceive us. The reply is obvious. Were the concentric timber-rings of a created tree formed merely to deceive? Were the growth lines of a created shell intended to deceive? Was the navel of the created man intended to deceive him into the persuasion that he had had a parent? . . . I distinctly reply, No!
Gosse thought his explanation perfectly understandable. Hardly anybody else did. Scientists though his argument absurd, and fellow Christians disliked the implication that God had deceived. (Some modern-day creationists, however, still invoke the argument that the earth just looks really old, aided by fossils placed specifically to test our faith.) Twentieth-century novelist John Fowles described Gosse's hypothesis as "the most incomprehensible cover-up operation ever attributed to divinity by man."
Of the original run of Omphalos, thousands of copies remained unsold. Thinking the highfalutin title itself was the problem, the book was reissued with a more pedestrian title of Creation but it didn't help. Omphalos was a failure, but contrary to the popular version of the story, Gosse didn't sink irretrievably into melancholy afterwards. He remarried, and continued publishing popular books, including the very successful The Romance of Natural History. Among the colorful tidbits of natural history Romance covered were tales of the African unicorn — reportedly called a Ndzoodzoo by locals, and equipped with a forehead horn that could be "curled up at pleasure, like an elephant's proboscis." Still, Gosse tasted bitter disappointment as his death neared. He had not expected to die. He had expected to be lifted into heaven when Christ returned to earth.
Narrative text and graphic design © by Michon Scott - Updated August 16, 2010